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Jing's Magazine(September 5,2006)

Lately I put an advertisement banner in my homepage. As in these years I always spent money for the space and domain name but haven't got any income. I think maybe it's better for me to try to earn a very little bit from it:)
Please click the advertisement banner at the bottom of my homepage www.yourhero.net or click it from the E-zine and I will appreciate it a lot. If you can click it now and then whenever you are online, it'll be perfect. If you can set my homepage as the default homepage in your Internet Explorer, it'll be wonderful just in case you forget to click it:D

I hate mondays.
Never send a man to do a cat's job.
Money is not everything, there’s Mastercard & Visa.
Everyone should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water, shower with your girlfriend.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

1. A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?" Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch
your mom..."

2. Three feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Answer: Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant.

3. A man called to a Japanese business man:"May I speak to Mr.Yutaro?" The operator replied:"I'm sorry, he passed away last week." Next day, this man called again and wanted to speak to Mr.Yutaro. This operator felt a little annoyed and said:"I always told you he passed away last week. Why do you keep on calling?" This man said:"Oh, I just like to hear this news."

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