Jing's Magazine

Jing's Magazine(August 8,2006)

URL: http://www.yourhero.net
E-mail: tracy10@hotmail.com

The Cool Link

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jingandguo/my_photos
Since my homepage space is not big enough to store family photos. Therefore, I have to upload them into Yahoo's album. Hope that you will enjoy it.
Lately I made something new in my homepage. Welcome to call me:)

Prison VS Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in 8x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.
AT WORK: You get 1 break a day and have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get sacked for the above.

IN PRISON: They allow your friends and family to visit.
AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

An Arabian Tale

There was an Arabian tale about trwo friends had a travel in the desert. On the way they quarrelled with each other and one even gave another a slap. The one who was slapped felt insulted. He kept silent and wrote down on the sands: Today my good friend slapped me.
They kept on walking until they arrived at the oasis. They decided to have a stop there. The one who was slapped nearly drowned. Fortunately his friend saved him. After that, he took a little knife and carved on the stone: Today my good friend saved me.
His friend was curious and asked him:"Why did you wrote down on the sand after I slapped you, and now you carved on the stone?" His friend smiled and replied:"When you are hurt by a friend and you have to write it on the easy forgettable place, and the wind will remove it. On the contrary, if you are helped, we have to carve it on the bottom of heart, there is no wind can take it away."
Friend's hurt is usually unintentional, but the help is sincere. Forget the unintentional hurt and remember the sincere help. You will find you have a lot of sincere friends in the world.

There Is No Perfect Marriage

A man who is already over seventy years old but he is still on the rove. His eyes are full of longing and sadness. Someone is so curious to ask this old man:"What on earth are you looking for?" This old man answered:"I am looking for a perfect woman to be my wife." "You have looked for it for so many years, have you found one?" "Yes, I have. I found a wonderful and unique woman." "Then why didn't you marry her?" "She is also looking for a perfect man." The old man said sadly.

Jokes

1. "I finally got my boss to laugh," said one friend to another after work. "Oh, how?" "I asked for a raise!"

2. A father was playing with his daughter when the little one said: "Dad, I read in school that animals get a new fur coat every winter." "Quiet!" retorted the father. "Your mother is in the next room!"

3. John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."

我好朋友的短信息 26

1.今日无意中发现原来我部手提电脑居然还有“刻录”功能，不过是不能擦写的那种。今日有咩节目啊？去边度欢啊！帮我问下希希啵！
2.让平安搭上冬天的快车道、让快乐与你轻轻拥抱、让吉祥对你格外关照、让幸福对你永远微笑，朵朵的鲜花化作万千的祝福：圣诞快乐、万事如意！
3.温柔女人是金子,漂亮女人是钻石,聪明女人是宝藏,可爱女人是名画,据我考证:你是世界上最大的宝藏,里面装满金子钻石和名画!祝美女圣诞快乐
4.暖风里飘着醉人的钟声，传递着浓浓的节日喜庆，在这个圣洁的日子里，圣诞老人祝愿一家平安、幸福快乐！感受缤纷圣诞！祝圣诞节快乐！
5.*圣*
**诞**
***快***
****乐****
这棵树,挂满了我对你深深的祝福,祝你圣诞节快乐！
6.去边度吃圣诞大餐啊?呵呵!我就番屋企食住学餐喳啵！圣诞节快乐乐乐乐乐!
7.聚匆匆，散匆匆，惟有友谊永传赠。是知己，是知心，圣诞节送温馨！
8.祝你快乐像假货越来越多;苦恼像利息越来越少;收入像油价涨势如潮;幸福如广告紧紧围绕;亲情爱情像股市被套牢;恶运如拉登哪也找不着!圣诞快乐
9.元旦将至,为了地球环境与资源,请自觉减少购买传统纸制贺卡,你可在大面值人民币上填上贺词,寄给我.感谢你对环保事业的支持!祝你幸福快乐!
10.明天是母亲节，祝各位妈咪节日快乐！仔仔女女健康活泼！
11.明天生日，有什么愿望？
12.生日快乐！心想事成！请我吃大餐！哈哈
13.生日快乐,越来越靓
14.今天别忘吃棕子,明天别忘过六一!不管年纪有多大,儿童节端午节都快乐;)
15.想起今晚到你家就开心!快点下班就好了

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Going to hometown tomorrow:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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