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Jing's Magazine(June 21, 2005)

http://ageproject.specialsnowflake.com/ This is a funny website. You can upload your personal photo to this website and let visitors to guess how old you are. By the way, I also uploaded mine there:)

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men might be ungrateful fools, but fairies are female.

1. A family went to have a dinner in a restaurant. After the dinner, dad paid for it and mom said to the waitress:"Can I pack the left food for my dog?" "Of course." The waitress answered. The son was so happy and said:"Finally we will buy a dog!"

2. Some students got together and they had a contest to see who did not care about the foreign things. A said:"I have never bought the foreign products." B said:"I have never watched the foreign movies." C stood up and said:"After I was in school, my foreign language exam has never passed."

3. My neighbor's job is to feed the tiger in the zoo. One day, he went home much more earlier. When he slammed the door, he shouted out:"Honey, I was fired! Just for a little case, it is too unfair!" His wife asked:"Why?" He replied:"Last night I forgot to lock the tiger's cage, but who dare to steal a tiger?"

1.我们在火车站附近的高尔夫俱乐部
2.如果你愿意,打的过来吧
3.是否已出游
4.什么时候出发?
5.明天什么时候到?买了帐篷?汽车票贵吗?
6.哦,找到了同伴了吗?
7.看到你们个个都出去玩,心痒痒的,不过我们什么都没准备,你们玩得开心点吧,回来讲讲你的旅游趣闻.
8.祝旅途开心 注意安全
9.正在加工
10.嫂，旅行怎么样？好玩吗？我明天回家。
11.代爸妈谢谢你们了！母亲节快乐！
12.人不在.在叫.让我先等
13.还在等人.要不你上来等.五楼
14.提前祝你生日快乐，我明日订一蛋糕去你家，你们就别订了。好吗？
15.“当......当......当......”是否将你从美梦中惊醒啊？不--不是的，那是我为你敲响的第一声快乐生日的钟声，祝亲爱的小老朋友生日快乐！
16.正点报时，北京时间2005年5月19日零时零分，今天知道重大事情提醒，司徒静小姐生日了！齐来为她送上世界上最美好的祝福，生日快乐！
17.准备同小陈怎样庆生日啊？呵呵！
18.好多年了，每一个生日我们都没忘记给对方祝福，希望这一生都拥有这友情，真心祝你生日快乐！
19.送你一杯我精心特调的果汁，里面包含100cc的心想事成，200cc的天天开心，300cc的活力十足，祝生日快乐。
20.生日快乐，心想事成
21.昨晚看你好象烧的厉害哦。现在怎么样了？
22.注意安全，多点休息
23.那不是很辛苦？呵呵！谢谢
24.这么严重呀，早说应该看医生了。吊针后很快就会好的，不要紧张。
25.现在吊针完了吗？要不要我通知妈咪？
26.可能是受了凉，空调的缘故。下午别去上班了
27.到了海南岛香水湾 是新开发景点 很干净 没污染 正啊 砂很细腻 坐在离海三十米的小茅亭看海吃海鲜 听海浪 吹海风 不太晒 海水很清澈 很美啊 很悠闲写意 唯我独享 哈哈哈哈哈哈
28.你儿子一岁了吧，愿他快高长大

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