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Jing's Magazine(February 28, 2005)

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    147.gif (543 bytes)   I Warm the Bed for My Wife

The winter is coming, and I am about to have a job. My career is "warm the bed for my wife".
As to my wife, she is absolutely a icy beauty (At first I want to say she is a coldblooded animal, but I am afraid she is not happy to hear that). Her temperature is a natural thermometer, it is warm in the summer and cold in the winter. The temperature is proper only in the spring and autumn.
However I am a warm man, the weather doesn't have a big effect on me. It is just like the water in the well, it is warm in the winter and cool in the summer. Due to it, I become to a natural air-conditioner for my wife.
Of course I am useless in the spring and autumn. These seasons are my golden seansons, at night I can do anything until anytime I like.
In the summer, my wife's theme song called "A fire in the summer". "When it is the summer, I am like the fire of the desert.
If you ignore me, you have to be brave to accept the result." When the sun grills the ground, my wife's temperature starts to be on fire. At this moment I will hear a familiar poem "I will use my scalding love of fire to melt your frozen frost." I said I am like the water in the well, when it is in the summer, I am cool all over. She said my cold look is not suitable.
"Poor man, let me melt your glacial heart." Oh, this is my wife.
Fortunately later we bought an air-conditioner. I am set free! The sky is bright in the summer, finally I feel how wonderful it is in this summer!
"When the temperature will stop to drop down? Nobody knows how suffering it is. There was a northern wind again last night.
The beauty is afraid to approach to the bed." Li Yu's poem is as well as my thoughts. I heard the temperature forecast the cold air would keeping on arriving. I feel so regretful that I didn't buy the warm/cold air-conditioner. Now from yesterday, I began to do my work--to warm the bed for my wife. My wonderful online time was seized because of it.
In the winter, my wife's temperature is surprisingly cold. My feeling is as well as passing the river in the north with my bare feet in the winter. It is a penetrating freeze, and it seems it will never be melted anyway. Especially her big feet. Ouch, my God! It is just the frozen meat in the fridge. When I am writing here, I can't help having a chill.
However, I can't show any complaint. Once I have a little bit complaint, my wife will be so considerate to say:"OK, if you don't want to get this job, you quit. I dare not to quit, you know there are a lot of people lose jobs today. It is really not easy to find a job. I have to cherish my hard-won job!"
"Hey, what are you doing? Why don't you go to work?"
"Oh, I am coming."
Excuse me, I have to talk to you later. Time to go to work. Bye bye!

   147.gif (543 bytes)   Duo Duo

As every of my good friends shall know, Duo Duo is a member of our family. I am very sad to say that he left us forever on Feb.11,2005. He was just too old, the vet was unable to do anything for him. We had many good time together and good memories still left on my mind.
You went to our home as a puppy. I still remember how you snored. I always believed that you could survive it, but I was wrong. I brought my son to see you. I told you that you would be fine and you could play with him soon. I am sad that you just left. I thought you were just sleeping but your eyes never opened again. You shall know that I miss you very much. At the same time, sometimes my baby gives me happy time, so at least I am not that sad. However, I still wish you and him can grow up together and share the happy time.
I hope you are living in a better place now, and I miss you!

   147.gif (543 bytes)   Jokes
1. There is a very lazy family. Whenever there is a housework, dad will pass it to mom, and mom passes it to brother, and brother passes it to their dog Bobo. One day a guest visited them, and he saw Bobo stood on the chair and washed the window. He was so surprised and cried out:"What a clever dog! It can even do the housework!" Bobo sighed:"There is no way, they are just too lazy." The guest was in shock and said:"You can even speak?" Bobo said:"Shh... Quiet. If they hear it, they will ask me to pick up the phone!"

2. In the Morning, my wife tenderly put a cheese cake on my table. It is my son's favorite cheese cake, and it is also expensive. My wife has never been so considerate to me. I was so moved but I still preferred to leave it to my son or my wife. My wife stared at me and shouted:"I left it to you! This cake was expired."

3. Ivan and bob heard the conditions were very good in Siberia, so they decided to go to work there. As they were worried they would be cheated, Ivan went there at first and Bob waited for his news to go there. Before leaving, they made an a deal: If the letter was written in blue ink, then it was true. On the contrary, if it was in red ink, then not to believe anything. One month later, Bob received Ivan's letter. Bob was very happy as it was written in blue ink: It is very good here. Everything is available in the supermarket. There are fresh bread and milk to supply every morning, but one thing is out of stock. That is, the red ink.
   147.gif (543 bytes)   我好朋友的短信息 22
1.祝你节日愉快,吃大餐
2.又到圣诞!又到圣诞!你地又会去边度玩啊?祝你冬至圣诞元旦快乐!
3.
金鸡报春到,富贵向君来.祝愿你新年快乐!身体健康!
4.
谢谢柴头!过奖了,有空我们出来聚一聚.
5.
好厉害,放UCopy回家,还要整理一下,整理方法是将单选与多选提出来另放一起,我将浏览一遍即可
6.我已作了回复,你也不要那么难过,不要拿别人的错误来惩罚自己,要对自己好一点。记得要吃东西,考试前要保持好的状态。
7.我永远支持你!你看,你看,你一难过,天就开始下雨了......我可不想天天在冷雨中走着,希望小陈大发慈悲,从此天朗气清,欢天喜地
,阿门!
8.呵呵 楼主别由点想到面啦,大人不计小人过,开心点,大不了明年不给他买。
9.只中了末等奖
10.晚会结束了
11.你不上班呀.这么晚睡.好消息.我这一级今天可以开完了.先行回家
12.你们就要辛苦一些了,又要上班,有用得上我的地方随时给我电话啦
13.我又看不到你发过来的东西,我在开会真无聊找你聊聊天
14.6碰见9说:走两步就走两步呗,练什么倒立啊;0碰见8说:胖就胖呗,还系15.什么裤腰带啊;7碰见2说:行了别跪着了再跪也不嫁给你
16.还是觉得会浪费你太多时间,我都找不到你也不会有多大希望,算了,你别找了吧:)
17.
你落班买菜啦,我在家吃午饭,不得闲买菜
18.怎么昨晚给你乖乖折磨得这么惨?快多谢我,今早我帮你带了一段时间,你看我对你多好
19.今早已把一大堆挂历送到贵府,望笑纳.希希越来越Q,象小女孩.
20.
可惜单位装不了泡泡,只可用QQ,要不你在单位也上QQ,到时你通知我,我加你做好友,那我们就方便联系了
21.今天辛苦你拉,你果然是我的SUPER BEST FRIEND:)用泡泡挺方便的
22.希希乖吗?代我问候他。你就不用那么辛苦了。慢慢适应,不要烦躁。我将用把口支持你。。。
23.多谢你的E,祝鸡年吉祥,给你拜个早年啦
24.你在上泡泡吗
25.有没有看信箱,你将有惊喜万分:)
26.
你又话加我的?
27.
都说是CCBGZ,用小写罗,仲以为你忙着哄你儿子添
28.点解你甘耐都没反应的?
29.
我和伟锋昨晚已经吃了扒了,我们那边有间名典咖啡语茶.我们无意中行了白云花街,买了盆小桔子,刚好二十八只,都几好意头.祝你俩今晚
HAPPY!
30.
春节快到了,送给你三个情人,一个说要陪你终生,一个说要伴你左右,一个说永留你心中,他们的名字分别叫-健康!平安!快乐!
31.
我点击整个冬天看到了你的笑颜;我复制你的笑脸粘贴在我的心间;我下载我的思念把它另存为永远;我打开我的手机给你最美好的祝愿:新年
快乐
,幸福安康
32.心到!想到!得到!看到!闻到!吃到!福到!运到!财到!新年还没到,愿我的祝福33.第一个到,如果有人比我早到,请把他的全部删掉,祝你新年快
!
34.
鸡年好时机,发展大契机,聪明察天机,轻松理万机,聚财获商机,晋升占先机,爱情添生机,成功遇良机!
35.祝您在新年里高举发财大旗,紧密团结在以人民币为核心的钱中央周围,坚持美丽漂亮基本原则,把握艳遇,与钱俱进,把幸福道路走到底,春节
快乐
!
36.
祝新春快乐,捂着肚子乐,蒙着被子乐,流着鼻涕乐,对天哈哈乐,不想我也乐,想到我更乐,此时肯定乐,健康又快乐!
37.
别动!你已经被祝福包围,马上放下烦恼,向快乐投降,你所有的忧愁,将被全部没收,并判你幸福一百年,流放到开心岛,由好运监督执行!祝新
年快乐
!
38.
有时我忙-有时我忘-有时我累-有时我懒-,但我还是会惦记你,-惦记你这个朋友-,新年快乐!身体健康!恭喜发财!恭喜精彩!
39.
谢谢!新年快乐!日日开心!希望你个Bb快高长大。
40.新年好!冬梅给您拜年啦,祝新的一年发大财,身体健康!恭喜,恭喜!!
41.祝福是份真心真意,不是千言万语的表白.一首心曲,愿你岁岁平安,事事如意!新年快乐!
42.
恭喜发财!吉祥如意!对了,我还有二十分钟离开广州。回来后再去看你们。
43.忘不了一年来的努力进取,也忘不了你的奉献与收获.祝福你新年天天健康,事事顺意,每天都有新进步!
44.
鸡年到了.给你鸡情的祝福.愿你的生活鸡极向上,能把握每个发财的鸡会.把鸡肤保养的青春焕发.事业生鸡勃勃.要记得常联系哦,可不许总
关鸡
45.情人节快乐!
46.
怎一个惨字了得,525648
47.HAPPY BIRTHDAY
!明天上班了吧?几时带希希来逗利市?
48.祝新年快乐,工作顺利,生活愉快,恭喜发财!
49.新年快乐啊!我今天早上4点半下火车的,现在好困啊!帮你们带了些吃的,今天在上班,可能要明天才给你送去.
50.
姐姐那边挺忙的,爸妈也在帮手,都没时间给你们找电话,叫我转问候你们新年好!
51.
今天快乐了吗?“生活”要愉快哦!呵呵!
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Good night:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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