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Jing's Magazine(December 21, 2004)
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   147.gif (543 bytes)   Cool Software

You can download Popo from http://popo.163.com/download.shtml and it is a software to send SMS. Ever 1000 coins to send a SMS.
There are a few ways to collect coins. You will get 1 coin when you have been online for 8 seconds. If you add other friends to your list, then you will also have coins when your friends get the coins. The more they get, the more you will earn. The trick is to be online for a long time and meanwhile add a lot of friends in your list. It doesn't matter that you don't talk to them at all.
   147.gif (543 bytes)   超级经典的国际班级花名册
美国--职务:班长.家里有钱,人长得也强壮,学习成绩很好但也爱打架,做事蛮横无理,班里同学一般都不敢顶撞他.
俄罗斯--职务:副班长.人长得全班最高大,以前经常顶撞美国和美国争班长职位.家里出事后.成绩落后了,做事也有些消沉,不过在班里还有一定影响力.
英国--职务:学习委员.学习成绩很好,班长的跟屁虫,班长和人打架通常他都会自告奋勇去帮忙.
法国--职务:文艺委员.英国同桌,学习也很不错,性格比较浪漫,做事有主见,经常看不惯学习委员的所作所为.
德国--职务:劳动委员(尚未通过班委会通过,代任中).学习勤奋又比较吃苦耐劳,成绩也很好.上学期打了两次架,结果还害得当时的班长英国今年落选.
奥地利--职务:音乐科代表.因为有音乐天赋,所以当音乐科代表.
西班牙--职务:地理科代表.成绩中上,因为资助过哥伦布发现新大陆,所以当地理科代表.
瑞士--职务无.班花,学习成绩也不错,不跟别人勾三搭四,很文静很内向.
阿根廷――体育科代表邻座,不久前和学习委员打架打输了,现在每次体育课就抱着学习委员毛整.
澳大利亚--职务无.学习中等偏上,管学习委员叫老大,做事没主见,学习委员说一他不敢说二.
朝鲜--职务无.团支书同桌,学习成绩差,嘴却很硬,经常得罪班长,班长几次扬言要揍他,碍于同桌团支书才没动手.
印度--职务:计算机科代表.特点看似敦实却不厚道,经常和同桌巴基斯坦吵架.因为爱搞软件,所以当计算机课代表.
巴基斯坦--职务无.印度同桌,身材不高,成绩也不怎么样,跟团支书关系不错,所以经常和印度顶着干.
以色列--职务无.成绩不错,但就是看同桌巴勒斯坦不舒服,动不动就揍人家一顿.
巴勒斯坦--职务无.身材瘦弱,没家庭背景,经常被以色列揍得打落牙齿只能往肚里咽.
伊拉克--职务无.成绩一般却很霸道,为数不多的和班长对着干的人,两个月前班长和学习委员冲到他家去把他凑个半身不遂,在家躺着50天,结果不吸取教训,上周又被狠狠揍了一顿,失忆中.
科威特--职务无.伊拉克同桌,以前老被伊拉克欺负,幸好有班长撑腰.
埃及--职务:历史科代表.成绩平平,家里有金字塔,所以当历史科代表.
伊朗--职务无.成绩不好,偶尔也顶撞班长.最近家里发生地震,很可怜,班里正准备为他家举行募捐活动.
阿富汗――职务无.成绩不好,家境贫寒,经常受人欺负.才开学的时候,被副班长打,结果班长帮他付医药费.自从副班长家里出事以后,又被班长欺负.上个月把班长家里最高的家具烧了,结果被k,下场同伊拉克.
巴西--职务:体育科代表.学习成绩差,家境也不好,老跟班长借钱,又经常欠着不还,因为爱踢足球,所以当体育科代表.
卢旺达--职务无.来自贫民窟,家里很穷,学习也很差,性格封闭,做事野蛮暴力.
日本――职务无.以前一直寄居在团支书家生活学习,不过悟性不高,性格偏颇,文学和思想品德课经常不及格,其中思想品德至今补考不及格,并多次偷窃团支书家财务,和其以前的的难友德国形成鲜明对比(现在还念念不忘团支书家的鱼缸).不过理科成绩优良,一直要求加入班委会.
中国――职务团支书.不爱说话,幼儿园的时候拿过多次全班第一,初小时身体不好,经常被欺负.进入本学期后,发育迅速,该出手时不含糊,上次班级混战中,和日本打得很激烈.对于日本的思想品德意见很大,估计在其通过补考前,不会同意其加入申请.正义感强烈,曾为了同桌朝鲜和班长大打过一架.
  147.gif (543 bytes)   Jokes

1. A couple went fishing. The wife was nagging. Soon after, the husband angled a fish. The wife said:"Poor fish!" The husband said:"Yes! If it kept his mouth shut, then it would be fine."

2. A mental patient always believes that he is a mouse. Finally with the doctor's help, he recovered. When the day he left the hospital, the patient met a cat at the gate in front of him. He was frightened and stood there. The doctor said:"You are already recovered, why are you scared?" The patient said:"I know I am not a mouse any more, but does the cat know it?"

3. An excellent merchant Jack told his son:"I want you to marry to a girl." Son:"I have my decision, I want to marry to my girl." Jack:"But this is Bill Gates's daughter!" Son:"Oh!..." In a party, Jack went towards to Bill Gates said:"I will introduce a good husband to your daughter." Bill:"But my daughter hasn't thought about to marry to anyone." Jack:"But this young man is the vice-president of the World Bank!" Bill:"Oh!..." Then Jack went to see the president of the World Bank. Jack:"I want to introduce a young man to be the vice-president in your bank." President said:"We have enough vice-presidents already." Jack:"But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law!" President:"Oh..." Finally, Jack's son married to Bill Gates's daughter and became the vice-president of the World Bank.
   147.gif (543 bytes)   The Mobile Phone Tip
All the mobile phones have its unique serial number. When you input *#06#, your mobile phone will show a number. This is the serial number of your mobile phone. Please write it down and keep it well. When your mobile phone is stolen, you can tell your telecom company this serial number. They can lock this mobile phone, even if the mobile phone changes another sim card and this mobile phone cannot work yet. Maybe you will not get your mobile phone back, but at least the mobile phone is useless for the stealers.
If people know their own unique serial number, the stealing will have no meaning.
   147.gif (543 bytes)   我好朋友的短信息 21
1.我可能会在今晚于家姐家吃完饭后拿自助餐优惠券给你。
2.昨天我下班后你上了线，一晚没金币，现在我下班了，还在线上
3.我拜托一只最可爱的蚊子去找你,它会告诉你我很想你并请它替我亲你,因为它会替我送上很多红包包给你...希望我是第一个祝福你中秋快乐的人!
4.BB很好，玩得开心，注意安全！
5.不要用泡泡了阿
6.中秋将至，奉上一个月饼，配料：五克快乐枣，一把关心米，三钱友情水，用幽默扎捆，用手机送达；保质期：农历八月十五前；保存方法：请按保存键。
7.刚才小胡来个电话，你也认识的，中间有个锦字，他问你的电话，我想这是机密，就没告诉他，所以他让我给你带个话儿：他代表党中央、中央军委、及全国各族人民提前祝你中秋节快乐！
8.你现在是二级（富婆）了，使唔使同你“分金（币）同味”啊！呵呵！唔记得同你讲声“中秋快乐”！
9.风柔,雨润,花好,月圆,幸福生活日日甜!冬去,春来,似水,如烟,一年中秋在眼前!流年不复还,人生需尽欢!说一声珍重,道一声平安!中秋节快乐!
10.不要再上泡泡了
11.春有百花 秋望月 夏有凉风 冬听雪 心中若无烦恼事 便是人生好时节 愿你 晨有清逸 暮有闲悠 梦随心动 心随梦求 祝中秋人圆心更甜
12.中天皓月明世界，遍地笙歌乐团圆。祝您的事业更加成功，从本次月圆时开始，好事不断...中秋节快乐
13.我都有四万多个金币了，才发第一条短信呢
14.白云从不向天空承诺去留,却朝夕相伴;星星从不向夜幕许诺光明,却努力闪烁;朋友从不计较相聚与否,却永远祝福!
15.十点二十分开车,到了再给你信息
16.我爱你.带好乌嘴.已上车.下车再给你信息
17.到市区了.老婆.先去吃饭
18.我执意要回家.吃完饭回车站看看
19.如果不开心就不要做了,别难为自己.
20.妈妈已安全到达，请放心。她会尽早回来，这几天要辛苦你们了。
21.亲爱的，我灵光一闪起了个英文名。如果衰仔吾要，下次我就用.peskalo佩斯卡罗
22.休息了这么久，突然上班习不习惯，忙不忙呢？有没有一时突然想到儿子
23.谢谢 你真好 你在何处
24.看来等不到你了.快开考了.不过还是得感谢老婆.我能考好的
25.好久没你的消息了，我很想念你！你现在过得好吗？昨晚路过你那里，本想看一下你，但怕你睡了，不忍叫醒你，哎！一窝小猪就属你最瘦！你要吃好睡好啊！
26.已开车.车等了我两分钟.你好好睡吧.醒来就发达了
27.谢谢你我已打电话给那位朋友报了名有事联系
28.希希大把青梅竹马拉
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Christmas is coming:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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