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Jing's Magazine(September 22, 2004)

A sales representative, an administrator and a manager were on the way to have lunch. To their surprise, they found a magic lamp. They rubbed the magic lamp and a spirit came out of it. The spirit said:"Usually I will give everybody a wish." The administrator said:"I want to go to Panama by my yacht and have a good time." Then she disappeared.
The sales representative said:"I want to go to Hawaii and lie on the beach and there is unlimited coco juice." After that, he disappeared, too.
"OK, now it's your turn." The spirit said to the manager. The manager replied:"I just hope they will come back to the office after lunch."
The story tells us: Always let your boss speak at first.

A common friend has never seen you cry, but a real friend gives you shoulders when you are crying.
A common friend doesn't know your parents' names, but a real friend has their phone numbers in the address book.
A common friend will bring a bottle of red wine to attend to your party, but a real friend will come earlier to prepare the party and leave later to clean the house for you.
A common friend dislikes your call when he is asleep, but a real friend will ask you why you call at that time.
A common friend comes to talk about your worries, but a real friend will come to solve them.
A common friend is curious about your romance, but a real friend can threaten you to tell it.
A common friend's visit is like a guest, but a real friend will open your fridge and take the food from it.
A common friend will think the friendship is over after a quarrel, but a real friend understands if you have never fought each other it is not a real friendship.
A common friend hopes you can stay with him forever, a real friend hopes that he can stay with you forever.

1. A couple was going to sleep but suddenly found there was a fire in the house. They ran out of the house and at that time the husband found his wife had a sweet smile in her face. The husband said:"Oh, what's up and why you can smile at this moment?" The wife replied with a smile:"I am really happy! This is the first time that you and me go out together."

2. The mouse was unable to find a wife. One day finally a bat promised to marry to him, he was very happy. Others laughed at him, but the mouse said:"What do you know? At least she is a stewardess."

3. A farmer's daughter is very ugly, so he asked her to act the scarecrow and scare the crows. The result is she not only scared the crows away, but also some crows returned the corns.

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