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Jing's Magazine(March 31, 2004)

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    147.gif (543 bytes)   Good News

I haven't checked the mail list for a long time because there will be someone to unsubscribe and subscribe. A few days ago I found there are three new readers in the mail list and it encouraged me. I haven't published my e-zine for a long time and I also haven't modified my homepage. Sorry for the lateness since there are many changes. I am very glad to see there are still new fans. Thank you!

   147.gif (543 bytes)   Vote for My Cat

One day I found an interesting compete when I browsed a website about cats. Due to it, I uploaded Ding Dong's photo there. This photo is called "A Sly Cat".
Please do me a favor and vote here: http://www.judysworld.net/kittens/ratethis/vote.php?tag=40639d69de2be
We all appreciate your kindness:) You don't want to see Ding Dong feel depressed, do you?

  147.gif (543 bytes)   Jokes

1. Son:"Daddy, I give you a compass. I made it for you." Dad replied:"Just keep it yourself, I don't use it." Son said:"No, you are often lost when you go out of the bar."

2. A man went to a restaurant and he saw a drink called "The feeling of heartache" in the menu. He felt so curious to it and asked the waiter to bring him this drink. After a while he was in shock to see the waiter bring him a glass of water and this would cost him 100 dollars. He asked the waiter why and the waiter replied to him calmly:"Now you know why it is called 'The feeling of heartache'."

3. A hunter became rich suddenly. His friend envied him and went to ask him the secret. The hunter told the story to his friend. One day when he was hunting, he saw a big cave. He cried out in front of the cave and a tiger came out of the cave. He shot this tiger and sold it. Then he made a lot of money. His friend was happy to leave. A few days later this hunter heard that his friend stayed in the hospital. He went to see him at once. His friend said to him:"I did what you told me. I especially found a very big cave and cried out to it. I couldn't imagine that a train came out from it..."

  147.gif (543 bytes)   The Desire to Live
There is a very big pool in a millionaire's home. There are a lot of fierce animals in the pool, such as snakes, crocodiles and so on.
One day this millionaire held a big party at home. He felt so happy and showed this pool to the guests. He challenged if anyone who can swim from one side to another side in this pool, he can win one of three rewards: First, one million dollars; second, 1000 acres of lands; third, he can marry my young and beautiful daughter.
After that, someone jumped into the pool and he swam quickly to another side. This millionaire was going to fulfill his promise because this man was so brave. He asked this man:"Do you want one million dollars?" This brave man shook the head and said no. Then the millionaire asked:"Do you want 1000 acres of lands?" The answer was still negative. This millionaire said:"So you want to marry my daughter." However, this was not what this man wanted. The millionaire was annoyed:"What do you want?" This man replied immediately:"I just want to know which one push me into the pool!"
   147.gif (543 bytes)   我好朋友的短信息 18
1.记得带手信,祝一路平安
2.我地所有人都系广源有缘轩吃饭 挂住你 你系边啊 好玩吗
3.湖南?明天不用上班吗?真幸福!玩得开心!
4.地址嘛,应该不会错的,还是等你回来再说吧!
5.你就好啦 有得玩羡慕死了 记得影多的相返来 要靓又要有特色 最好是风景 等我可以KEEP的作保偿啦
公司一切尚顺利放心玩吧
6.你们游到哪里了?好玩吗?注意身体,我昨晚坐火车又感冒了。
7.好久没你消息了,这两天总想你,心里很乱,寻遍你爱去的池塘;就餐的小屋;睡觉的草坪;仍不见你踪影,我心都快碎了,养这么大的猪咋就丢了呢
8.薄饼?厉害!能干的主妇唷!
9.千颗星,万颗星,挂在天上亮晶晶.千份情,万份情,祝你天天好心情!
10.汤未放盐祝考试成功!
11.呵呵!我一定会去捧场,我现在在家写稿,赶住交俾老细,我今晚九点出发,现在天气较冷,你要保重哦:)
12.好豪啊,THANK YOU
13.希腊有一传说:在圣诞前三星期内收到的祝福会在次年三月内实现,祝福你钱途无量!爱情事业双丰收,请把此信息传给三个好友以上,一定别忘记哦!
14.我跟你讲你不要跟他讲因为他跟我讲叫我不要跟你讲现在我跟你讲你不要跟他讲我有跟你讲如果他问你我有没有讲你跟他讲我没有跟你讲:"预祝圣诞快乐!"
15.我怕明天起的晚,所以现在就预订了明早第一缕阳光给你,祝你快乐;预订了第一阵晨风给你,祝你一帆风顺;预订了第一声鸟鸣给你,祝你节日快乐!
16.知道明后天你会被铺天盖地的短信包围,英明的我一早就让祝福跨过高山越过高楼穿过大街小巷,闪过卖茶叶蛋的老太太,钻进你的耳朵:圣诞快乐!
17.我愿化作圣诞树上轻轻飘落的雪花,为你送上温情祝福!我愿化作平安夜里悠扬的钟声,给你带去平安问候!提前祝你圣诞快乐!希望我是第一个为你祝福!
18.送一份冬天的祝福:愿你抱着平安,拥着健康,揣着幸福,携着快乐,搂着温馨,带着甜蜜,伴着浪漫,牵着财运,带着吉祥,迈入新的一年---元旦快乐!
19.风筝最喜欢自由,无拘束。据说向它许愿,它会把愿望带到天使那里,于是我剪断风筝的那条线,让它替我恳求天使,祝福你开开心心!
20.新年新开始,愿所有的美好...所有的喜悦...所有的幸福...源源不绝,滚滚而来...
21.今天是观音菩萨的生日,1福2禄3寿4喜5贺五路神仙都来保佑你,记得保留信息,并传给十个善人,五天后好运将降临,记得做,很灵的!
22.你的一笑,使我心跳.你的一叹,世界震撼.你的一站,交通瘫痪.你一出汗,长江泛滥.你不打扮,已很好看,你一打扮,迷倒一片.祝情人节快乐!
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About three months later a little cute one will join in our family:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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