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Jing's Magazine(September 24, 2003)

About the housework
Husband: Let's talk about how to share the housework.
Wife: All right. At first, the dirty and heavy housework should let the man do, such as wash the bathroom, clean the floor...
Husband: Fine.
Wife: You majored in the electricity, so you have to handle washing machine, fridge, iron...
Husband: OK.
Wife: Man should deal with the outside work, such as going to buy the food, paying for the bill, getting the newspaper and so on.
Husband: OK, but what do you do?
Wife: Hold on, the air is bad in the kitchen, and it will spoil my skin. You have to cook.
Husband: Then tell me what do you do?
Wife: I have many things to do. For example, I will stay with you, praise you, comfort you, supervise you...

About carry things
Wife: You hold this bag, too.
Husband: I already carried four bags, but you don't carry anything.
Wife: I am holding you. You are 50kgs, what I carry is much more heavier than your things.

About the mood
Wife: My mood will be spoiled whenever I do the housework, and it's harmful for our marriage.
Husband: My mood gets worse when I have to do the housework, too.
Wife: You can handle it because you are stronger than me. Your heart should be bigger than me, too.

About the divorce
Wife: If we get divorce, the house will belong to me and I will take my money.
Husband: How about my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, you have nothing!
Wife: Besides, you will give me 80% of your income after divorce. If you remarry, you can just give me 60% of your income.
Husband: Honey, I will never divorce with you.

1. The ambitious type (Birthday date: 1,5,8,10,14,15,17,23,25)
They have independent spirit and they like freedom. They are the masters to solve the problems. They like to pursue the excitement and they like to have a venture. When they make up their minds, they will do anything to gain the success. They have strong wills and they are very challenging. They never want to give up.
However, although they have many friends, but they also have many enemies. Sometimes their bold behaviors will spoil business.
You can ask her to have a walk in the suburb, cycle, play the kite or join some adventurous activities.

2. The practical type (Birthday date: 4,6,13,16,22,24,26,28,31)
In general, these girls are tender. Since they are calm and careful, so they can deal with things well. They are honest, sincere and responsible and others will trust them easily. They have an amazing patience. They are kind to anyone, sometimes they will be self-centered and can't get on well with others.
Actually it's a virtue that she is influenced by others, but if she insists, she will become to be stubborn.
If you want to catch her eyes, you have to wear suitable. Since she can sense any details, so you have to be careful and frank to her. Then you will win her trust.

3. The romantic type (Birthday date: 2,7,9,11,18,20,27,29)
In brief, she is not only romantic, but also emotional. She is very sensible and considerate. Moreover, they love the peace. Her shortcoming is that she will be hurt easily due to a little business. She is too self-centered to deal with others. The emotion is a little error, and it will lead to a bad effect. Although they have good luck, but if they are too willful, they will meet setbacks.
Looking at the stars, walking on the beach, or giving a love novel to her is a good idea. Remember to prepare for the tissue or give her your shoulder. You also have to remember that she is friable and be careful what you say.

4. The intelligent type (Birthday date: 3,12,19,30)
You have to remember that this kind of girls are full of artistic or language talent. They also have grace spirit. They are interested in anyone and anything. They like to bring forward many questions, so they have a wide knowledge. They have a very good imaginations. Even if it's hard to read their minds, but basically they are welcome to anyone. However, sometimes they just enjoy playing and without responsibilities.
You'd better read some books about the art, so that you can chat with her. It is fine to learn one more languages. As long as you have various knowledge, or you are an expert in a specific field, you can catch her eyes easily.

5. The happy type (Birthday date: 21)
They are happy and energetic. They are welcome anywhere. They are the focus. Besides, they think the good side. Since they are welcome, others will envy them.
Don't behave weakly. Sometimes you have to remind her of the crisis. She will appreciate it.

1. One day Paul and Mary went to donate the blood together. After that they received a report. Mary saw Paul's report and cried out:"Oh, your blood is zero, but mine is A!"

2. Two poets had a chat. One said to the other:"Do you know that I always have inspirations at the midnight, so I write poems for half of the night. Then I will be sleepless until the next day." The other replied:"Just read your poems and you will fall asleep soon."

3.Two sparrows are talking. One is crying and the other is trying to explain:"Dear, don't cry. I beg you, please listen to me. The ring on my leg was worn by the Animals Research Association. It is definitely not my wedding ring."

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