Jing's Magazine(August 5, 2003) |
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| Attention,
please:) My wedding will be held on September 6, 2003:) Finally I get married:) Some photos were taken by the photographer and there will be more and more photos taken in my wedding day. Just keep your eyes on my homepage and it will be updated accordingly: http://www.yourhero.net/mylove.htm I am sorry that sometimes I don't treat you well, but you know that in fact you mean a lot to me. I won't lose temper to a stranger:) In the past I didn't realize that my "He" was just so nearby, I think I am blind for these years:) Probably the beginning is from the modem I won from your company, but finally the biggest prize is you:) I hope our marriage will last forever:D |
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Jokes |
| 1. A customer
asked a salesman:"You are a cheater. I will go to complain about you!"
Salesman:"What's wrong?" The customer replied:"Why there is no 'any key' in
the keyboard? I can't find it anyway!" 2. Wife: My weight was just 43 kgs before I got married. However, right now my weight is almost 53 kgs. So horrible! Husband: Yeah, you are only one investment that I can make it increase. 3. Paul met Peter who is unemployed. Paul:"Hey, Peter! I heard you were fired, how are you now?" Peter:"I am fine. There are 3 or 4 companies ask me to go to work immediately!" Paul:"That sounds good, what are these companies?" Peter:"They are telephone, water, electricity companies and the bank." Paul:"That's not bad. They are stable jobs." Peter:"Yes, they warn me. If I don't go to work, they will cut my electricity, phone..." |
| 我好朋友的短信息
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| 1.有什么不适吗
我们总算历经时间的洗礼 走到了一起 让我们共同感谢 感谢命运
感谢生活 进而珍惜生活 珍惜命运 2.刚才电话没钱了 我下楼买了张充值卡 我一定认真拜见未来岳父母大人 感谢你给我机会 我会爱抚你一生 3.怎么舍得你呢 你是上天的恩赐 告诉你 我也很开心 代向二老问好 我定会照顾好他们的女儿的 4.呵 有我在 一定会保你福大命大 你是好人 好人一定一生会平安的 还没成家对吧 不如我们成家OK？ 5.圣旨：奉天承运，皇帝召曰：由于你不爱我，罚你三天不准拉屎，拉屎不准带纸，带纸不过三尺，直到憋死为止！钦此，领纸！ 6.狼来了，猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排“大猪快去堵门！二猪去堵窗！”当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫“老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开” 7.春秋战国时代，你统领全帅，头顶锅盖，身披麻袋，腰系塑料袋，手里拿着两个易拉罐，脚踏两颗大白菜，冲锋陷阵嘴里喊着：谁有酒瓶破烂拿来卖！ 8.祝你肠满肚肥，荷包粽涨，肥肿难分！恭喜！:)) 9.有没有定什么时候举行婚礼啊？会是国庆吗？我很想知道啊！想想都替你们开心。 10.恭喜你们啦，终于“推销”出去了！“钻石”王老五终于拜倒在你的牛仔裤下，哈哈哈！有啥事用得上我，尽管吩咐吧。 11.一个粽子一颗心，祝你事事都称心，一个粽子一份情，祝你天天好心情，端午节里寄心愿，合家欢乐福满门！ 12.刚才收到我信息没？我还是不去了，还有些事情没忙完。祝你们节日快乐！ 13.希望/是甜蜜的等待；想念/是温馨的心情；朋友，是一生修来的福份；爱情/是一生难解的缘；愿你生活多点快乐少点烦恼，每天都有好心情，端午节快乐！ 14.幸福小女人 我已准时回归 你放心办事啦 15.恭喜恭喜 16.恭喜!恭喜!恭喜你们!恭祝你们白头偕老,永结同心!恭祝你们快快乐乐,永永远远!这是我真挚真诚真情的祝福,给我最亲密的好朋友! 17.辛苦晒，外面那么大雨哦，不用这么着急的。刚才还想起你连句吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮都说不完整。成绩出来了，我不敢查 18.只要你觉得满意就好,我绝对支持你. 19.我爱你宝贝 20.到时再电联确定位置.有神秘礼物等住你地啵!呵呵! 21.哎呀!我唔记得左添,我份神秘礼物唔记得俾你同小陈.唯有等见面时再送啦! 22.今天刮台风 小心被吹走 23.好，我不说，刚才只是发信息叫他来吃饭。啊，有你这样的嫂子真是哥的福气。我平时可做不了这么周到。 24.点啊？小陈有无按时赴约啊-你地应该撑紧台脚呱！ 25.无啊,我只系精神上用意念推动小陈,呵呵!食得开心D啦! |
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| Counting down
for the biggest event:) Sincerely yours, Jing |
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