1. An old granny had an optical problem and she asked for a
treatment from a doctor. However, every time the doctor would steal a thing from her
house. Several months later, the doctor claimed that her eyes were cured and required for
a payment. The old granny refused: "My eyes aren't cured, but they are even worse. In
the past I could still see all the things at my home, but now I couldn't see anything
here."
2. A judge said to a thief: "I hope this is the last time and I don't want to see you
here again." Thief: "What? Sir, will you change your job?"
3. A spider was really upset to ask her mom: "Why I have to marry the bee?" His
mom said: "Although she is a little bit noisy, but at least she is a
stewardess." The spider said: "I like the mosquito much more." His mom
said: "Forget about that nurse, she even can't do well to give an injection." A
bee was very unhappy, too. She asked her mom: "Why I have to marry the spider?"
Her mom said:"Although spider is a little bit ugly, but at least he is doing the
web." The bee said:"I prefer the ant much more." Bee's mom said:"Don't
mention that skinny laborer, he carries things all the time but he even doesn't have a
truck." The bee said again:"The fly is pretty good..." Her mom said to her:
"He is very handsome, but anyway you can't choose the one who carries muck." |
1. Your wife will never make a mistake.
2. If you find your wife make a mistake, you must be wrong.
3. If you are not wrong, it must be your fault so that your wife will make a mistake.
4. If it is her own fault, as long as she doesn't admit it, then she is still right.
5. If your wife doesn't admit the mistake, you still insist in that she made a mistake, it
is your fault.
6. Anyway, your wife will never make a mistake, this sentence is definitely right. |
It is an interesting test for fun. Add the last two datas
which the year you were born with the month and the date, then read the result below to
see what kind of electric appliance you are.
e.g. You were born in April.18,1920, it is 2+0+4+1+8=15 (video recorder)
1,11,21,31: words processor
2,12,22,32: battery
3,13,23,33: telephone
4,14,24,34: TV
5,15,25,35: video recorder
6,16,26,36: lamp
7,17,27,37: torch
8,18,28,38: video game
9,19,29,39: speaker
10, 20, 30 40: vacuum cleaner
Words processor: Usually you will have a specific ability, the shortcoming is you
concentrate so much on something that you will ignore other things and the people who are
around you. You don't often have a success in love, it will end up by breaking up.
However, you will be so successful in the career. It is not easy to survive to depend on a
specific knowledge, try to enlarge your views.
Battery: You are a silent person and usually will bring the peaceful atmosphere. If a
person who is exhausted because of work to see you, usually he will forget any tiredness.
"TV" and "video recorder" may not like you, but "telephone"
and "torch" will be crazy for you.
Telephone: You are an easy-going person and others won't feel uncomfortable to be with
you. You have a good social relationship. You will be single-minded when you meet someone
you like. However, usually it is a harassment for "TV" and "speaker"
in someway. You are very matched with "battery".
TV: You are very responsible and you are usually a leader in a group of people. Your
friends think you are the "encyclopedia". If you are with "speaker",
it will be helpful for your career, but you have to avoid the temptation from "video
game".
Video recorder: You have a clear mind and a good memory. You are earnest to do everything.
On the contrary, you lack of tenderness. If you can get used to adjust to the new things,
it will be good for your work. You and "TV" are destined to be together.
Lamp: You can adjust to everywhere and you work brilliantly, but your mistakes are also
remarkable and it often makes your boss unhappy. Even though, you are still diligent to
non-stop working everyday. You dislike those who are lazy but usually get a high remark
"torch". On the other hand, you are the best partner with "torch"
because both of you can mend each other's shortcomings.
Torch: At usual others won't pay attention to you, but you have such a good ability when
you are working. You will win a high remark at work. Therefore the diligent
"lamp" will be jealous to you, but you have a possibility to mend the
shortcomings with "lamp". In the love aspect, your perfect match is
"battery".
Video game: You have a good sense of humor and you can easily get on well with others. You
like the new things but dislike studying and reviewing. If you can take advantage of your
humor and the desire to learn new things at work, you will be very successful. You are
suitable to be a teacher because children like you. You are usually romantic and you pay
attention to the atmosphere when you are with your love. You are matched with
"TV", but have to be careful of the third party of "video recorder".
Speaker: You can not live alone, you can not use your ability lonely, so it is much more
difficult to have a success in everything. However, if you can find a partner, you can
develop your potential ability. You are very matched with "TV", but it's better
keep away from "telephone".
Vacuum cleaner: You are careful, and you like the clean and beautiful things. On the
contrary, you are so insistent and you will never give in when you make up your mind.
Since you are nosey, so usually people don't like you, especially you can't get on well
with "TV". Sometimes it's better to keep silent. |
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