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Jing's Magazine(September 29, 2002)

I am back from a travel safe and sound. I am a little bit disappointed because of some people there. I met a serious accident but surprisingly I was not wounded. I do have my guardian angel. Even though, my heart felt a little hurtful because I don't understand why sometimes some people could be so bad. At first I just wanted an apology, finally I wanted a justice. You can laugh because you didn't experience the same thing in person. Otherwise no matter how I solved it, it wouldn't be enough. I remember last time I missed Yunnan quite a lot when I was back home, but this time I don't miss Sichuan very much although I loved Jiu Zhai Gou too much before.
Anyway, not everything was bad. I still took a lot of great photos there. If I didn't meet some setbacks there, be sure there would be much more photos. If the scenery is beautiful, I would take photos for itself. If the scenery wasn't very beautiful, then I would add myself to have a photo taken. Unfortunately right now my scanner doesn't work. I will try to solve this problem soon and wish some photos will be uploaded within one month. When you look at these photos, in fact every of them cost much. It is really a suffering and unforgettable trip.
As to my dramatic travel story, try to visit www.yourhero.net/mytour7.htm but since I don't want to comment my own opinion in public, that is a modified version. I can tell you in a personal version. If one day you will have a travel there, mention me and I hope the people will not dare to pick on you:)

1. A staff hadn't gone to work for two days. On the 3rd day he went to work. His boss complained about:"What did you do in these two days?" The staff answered:"I met an accident and I felt down in the street from the 3rd floor window." The boss was so angry to say:"Was it possible to fall down from the 3rd floor for two days?"

2. Wife:"I think women should have rights to know where the men go to. Besides, they have rights to supervise men's property." Husband:"What about men's rights?" Wife:"They have the labor rights." Husband:"The rights are not enough." Wife:"Don't you have rights to keep silent?"

3. A fat woman said to her friend:"I often go to swim. I heard it would lose weight." Her friend disagreed:"Bullshit! Don't you see the whale in the sea? Is it thin?"

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
The world belongs to cats you know, they let us own them just for show.
Women and cats do as they please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
The difference between cats and dogs is that dogs come when called and cats take a message and get back to you.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
The cat and its' housekeeping staff reside here.
You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat.
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
No home is complete, without the pitter-patter of kitties feet.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
I have just been given a very engaging Persian Kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.
It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.
I would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.
A cat that lives with a good family is used to being talked to all the time.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
It's hard to believe, but some people claim their cats are almost human and they mean it as a compliment!
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they have many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Cats, like men, are flatterers.
I can say with sincerity that I like cats... A cat is an animal which has more human feelings than almost any other.
We have cats the way other people have mice.
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
What cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted but for his or her entertainment value.
If cats could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
The cat would eat fish but would not wet her feet.
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals, "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists... least human of all creatures.
Isn't it wonderful how cats can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book. The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
I think one reason we admire cats, those of us who do, is their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing - or pretend they do. Rarely do you see a cat discomfited. They have no conscience, and they never regret. Maybe we secretly envy them.

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10.找到住的地方了吗？今天是什么行程安排？那边的天气怎么样？祝你们一切顺利！我想念你们！
11.相机修好了吗？今天玩得怎样？有没有遇到什么有趣的事情？Miss you very much!
12.北京天气开始冷了，而且还下雨，你们怎么样？玩得还开心吧？当地的小吃好不好吃？几号回广州？
13.你们现在怎么样了？刚才因为在开会，所以不能发信息，我想我只能用更多的祝福来祝福你们了。
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18.听说天使爱吃玫瑰月饼我就去买了些放在窗台上，守了半夜我终于用床单绑架了一个天使，然后向天使许愿说：希望正在看短讯的那人平安幸福，中秋节快乐！
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只能发个短信骂你这个衰鬼，希望我们永远都老友鬼鬼！
22.以真诚为半径，用尊重为圆心，送你一个圆圆的祝福。。。。。。。。愿：爱你的人更爱你，你爱的人更懂你！好事圆圆！祝中秋节快乐！

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