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Jing's Magazine(August 15, 2002)

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      Bad News

Lost a subscriber, felt sad for a while. I don't beg anyone to subscribe my E-zine. I only said in my homepage that it would
please me to subscribe my E-zine. That's all. You subscribed it by yourself. Even if you don't read it or just put it in the trash
can, I will never know and I won't mind it. After all, I only issue my E-zine once a month, even more longer. Isn't it too
bothering to show in your inbox once in a blue moon?
Don't worry, I am not so narrow-minded. It is not an oblige. You have a right to unsubscribe it as well as I have my free will to
speak. That's all right. 06 zer 72 iyi

      Good News

Finally there is a new subscriber, thank you very much!

      The Notice

From now on, only SUBSCRIBERS will receive my E-zine from listpower newsletter system if there is nothing wrong with this
website. Sorry, I no longer listen to any excuse.

      The Cool Website

Welcome to http://www.eusion.com and it allows you to send many messages to mobile phone for free. It is very easy to
register to send SMS messages. I would be grateful if you write down "youless" in the introducer blank, so that I can earn 20
points to send messages:) Thanks!

   147.gif (543 bytes)   The Tip for Restaurant
If you want to learn where the good food in the city is, just follow a fat man and eat where he does.
      Jokes

1. A son asked his father:"Why they could move to such a beautiful and big house?" His father said:"Because they have many
money." Son asked again:""How can I have many money?" Father replied:"Then you have to study hard. When you grow up,
you can earn a lot and buy a big house." Son was very confused to say:"Dad, why didn't you study hard in your childhood?"

2. Wife said:"You only pay attention to the soccer match, you don't care about me." Husband:"That's not true." Wife:"If so, let
me ask you when we got married?" Husband:"The 3rd day after the final match of the world cup."

3. A professor said:"When the fool asks a question, usually the wiser can't answer it." The student said:"No wonder every time
there are so many students failed the exam."

   147.gif (543 bytes)   The Hurtful Words

A woodchopper saved a little bear in a forest. The little bear's mother was so grateful to the woodchopper.
One day, the woodchopper was lost in a forest. The bear arranged her lodgment to this woodchopper and also provided a
super feast.
Next morning, the woodchopper said to the bear:"Everything was fine, but the only one thing I dislike is your stinking smell."
Although the bear was unhappy to hear that, she still said:"In order to compensate you, just use your axe to cut me." The
woodchopper did so.
Several years later, the woodchopper met the bear again and asked whether her wound was recovered. The bear said:"Oh, it
hurt me for some time. I forgot it after the recovery. However, I would never forget the words that you said to me."
The real hurtful thing isn't the knife, but the words.

   147.gif (543 bytes)   我好朋友的短信息 7
1.飞机延误,我现在还在机场,可能九点才上飞机。
2.我对你的思念就象从广州到北京延绵的公里数那么长,象我现在喝的大峡谷那么纵--广!Miss
you!
3.
麦兜之爱情论:有情人终成扣肉,情人眼里出猪兜。濑蛤蟆想食猪头肉。两情若是久长时,又岂在猪猪肉肉。在天愿作比翼鸟,在地愿为连尾猪。
4.你知道吗?就是再过一万年,也找不到一个象我那么爱你的人;你知道吗?我对你用情专一,对你的爱如深蓝的海水般深;你还知道吗?噢,我送错信息了...
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There is only one way to stop the rain in Guangzhou:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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