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Jing's Magazine(July 17, 2002)

SMS is a software to send a message to a mobile phone. It is free of charge and it's better that it can send a message in Chinese. Everyday you can send about 5 messages. If you want to send more, you have to shut it down and open it again. Sometimes if it doesn't work, it's better that you have another ICQ number to send messages.
I have to say sometimes it doesn't work properly. I suggest you send a message to yourself afterwards, so that you can make sure your message has been sent out. However, if the recipient's mobile phone is turned off, the message can't be delivered even if it will turn on later.
Now you can download it from my homepage. If you have a trouble to unzip it, please download "Wrar" at the same time.

There are three tortoises, they are John, Steve and Raymond. They are good friends. One day they decided to have a picnic together. Therefore, John carried the basket with beers and sandwiches. The problem is the picnic location was far away. It spent them 10 days arriving there.
John took out the beers and sandwiches and said:"Steve, give me the opener." Steve replied:"Didn't you put it in your basket?" Then John asked Raymond:"Did you bring the opener?" Unfortunately Raymond didn't bring it, too. It really spoilt the mood to have a picnic so far away without drinking beers.
Then, John and Steve asked Raymond to go home to take the opener. Raymond refused it because he was worried that his friends would eat up the food when he left. After a 2 hours discussion, finally John and Steve persuaded Raymond to take the opener. They promised that they would never touch the food before Raymond came back. Raymond was reluctant to leave.
20 days later, Raymond hadn't come back yet. Although John and Steve were so hungry, but they still kept the promise. One day later, they hadn't seen Raymond yet. However, John and Steve didn't change the mind.
3 days later, Raymond hadn't returned. Steve said:"I am starving..." His voice was as low as the mosquito because of hunger. "No!" John determinedly said, "We had promised it."
5 days later, finally John and Steve realized that maybe Raymond fell into a pit and would never come back. Then they took the sandwiches from the basket and started to eat...
At that time Raymond appeared from a rock and said:"My guess is right. This is why I haven't left!"
Look, sometimes a promise just has such an ending.

1. Mary:"I heard everybody at your home has a speciality:" Kate:"That's true. My dad can play the horn, my mom can play the piano and my sister can sing." Mary:"Then what's your speciality?" Kate:"The patience!"

2. One day a woman wanted to book a plane ticket but she was so unsatisfied with the bad attitude service. Then she called and complained about it to the manager. This woman said:"Do you know that your staff's attitude is so bad?" Manager:"I don't think so." "If you don't believe me, you can make a call to check it yourself." The manager called the staff and the service was really terrible. The manager was angry to say:"Do you know who I am? How dare you say so?" The staff:"I don't care who you are." The manager said:"I am charge in all this company. I am your boss!" The staff:"Oh, do you know who I am?" The manager replied:"No, I don't." The staff said:"Good" and then hung up the phone.

3. There was a wedding ceremony in the church. There are two naughty kids played around. One said to the other:"It's quite boring here, any ideas?" Another replied:"Yes, what shall we play now?" "Let's go to have a joke with the bridegroom." "How?" "Let's go in front of him, and call him dad loudly."

One day I saw something in a bus. It was not a crowded bus at all, only a few people were without seats.
Later a couple got on this bus and they found an empty seat. The wife let her husband take this seat and she was just standing by his side. Unexpectedly her husband really took the seat and sat down silently. I wondered how could a man took a seat without any healthy problem, especially his wife was still standing by. What a shame to see that.
That's not enough yet. The wife said:"Today it's so hot." The husband replied:"Of course it's hot in summer. No matter how many times you say, it's still hot. Why are you so wordy? Why are you so bore?..."
It was really unpleasant to see that. It reminded me of a joke. A son-in-law asked his father-in-law the secret about he could have a happy marriage for a long time. His father-in-law just answered:"I always tell myself just because my wife has some shortcomings and sometimes she made some mistakes, so that she would marry me."
I think sometimes a man should behave like a man when there is nothing wrong with him (especially in his brain, I mean). A man wouldn't lose anything to do so, but he will win his dignity or win our appreciation.

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