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Jing's Magazine(November 4, 2001)

At first, the good news is nobody unsubscribes my magazine. Secondly, there is a new subscriber. Thank you!

Humanclick is a software which I added its cool function on my homepage. This cool function is when I am online, I can know there is someone who is visiting my homepage because my computer will advise me. I could even say hello to my visitors in the past.
In fact it is already unuseful for the free users from September. I talked with the operator of Humanclick and of course the answer is disappointing. Although it's a cool software but it's not necessary to buy it for a personal homepage like mine.
However, I am so surprised that my software still works. Thanks!
I checked its function on my own, and I found that I can't say hello to the visitors any more, but the visitors can still talk to me if they like. Namely you won't see a flying icon in my homepage any more, but if you are luckily catch me online, then you can click the icon from my homepage to talk to me.
There is nothing new in my homepage now, except I did some necessary modification because there can be really smart people in the world.

1. A thief said to another:"I think I must wear a pair of glasses." "Why?" "Because last night when I tried to open the safe in someone's home, suddenly there as a big sound. Then I found I made a big mistake, it was a radio in stead of a safe."

2. A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. He came upon one student who was flipping a coin, then writing. Teacher:"What are you doing?" Student:"Getting the answers to the test." The teacher shook his head and walked on. A little while later, when everyone was finished with the test, the teacher noticed the student was again flipping the coin. Teacher:"Now what are you doing?" Student:"I'm checking the answers."

3. A police office received an emergent call:"Help! Help! Help!" Police:"What happened?" "A cat is coming to our home!" "Oh, it's not a big deal for a cat to go to your home." "No! No! This cat is so dangerous!" "Oh, cat is really not dangerous..." "Is this the police office? If so, you have to help me! Hurry up! The cat is coming, very dangerous! I am a parrot! I am a parrot!"

I don't blame you, I use my messages to punish you.
I love you as well as the mice love the rice.
Don't think I have forgotten you, in the most important time, just like today, you are the first one who I will think of.
At first the sea wasn't available in the world, just when every time I miss you, then God will shed a drop of tear, so there is the Pacific.
I just want to give you a message, that is you will be very happy in future.

I always look forward to having new shoes, until I see someone is without feet.
We often complain about what we are lacking for, but don't see what we are already having.
Even if without the beauty, it is already very happy to have the health. You have to know that there are many patients suffer in the hospital.
Even if without the talent, having a cozy home is already happier than many people. You have to know that there are some people who are homeless, and nobody care about them.
Life is short. Pay attention to everything around you, have you realized actually how lucky you are?
You have feet, all you haven't are new shoes only. However, some people are without feet.
Next time, when you have something to complain about and go to envy, wish you will remember this story.

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