Jing's Magazine

Jing's Magazine(June 20, 2001)

URL1: http://www.yourhero.net
URL2: http://go.163.com/yourhero
E-mail: tracy10@hotmail.com

Good News

I am glad to see that I got new subscribers again. They are one of my colleague Su Jian Hua, my "relative" and two friends. I keep my promise and I mention your name here, don't be sorry to it:) Many thanks!
Another subscriber is someone who unsubscribed my magazine before and subscribed it again now. No matter what you will do next time, it's up to you. As to what will I think about it, it's up to me. By the way, I told you before that the FTP sever is ftp.go.163.com and I dislike to repeat the same words again and again. If it doesn't work, try it another time. We can't complain about it because it is free of charge. The homepage address will be also changed to " http://go.163.com/yourname " after July 1.

Classic Words

If having money is a fault, then I am willing to keep on making mistakes.
Even a beast has a little bit mercy heart, but I have nothing, so I am not a beast.
I will help you when you are in difficult, even if you are not in difficult and I will still make troubles for you and then help you.
I have a smaller monitor, so that my mistakes seem smaller.
I won't look at you to jump to the fire, I will close my eyes.
If you laugh, all the world will laugh; if you cry, only you in the world will cry.

When to Leave

When you already don't have a dream to him.
When you already haven't passion to him.
When you already don't have an imagination to him.
When you don't want to be with him in your whole life.
When you don't have a requirement to him.
When you feel you won't have a future to stay with him.
When you don't want to see him.
When you feel sometimes escaping from him, even not seeing him is a very happy thing.
When you feel you lose freedom.
When you feel bored to be with him.
When you feel you are wasting time to be with him.
When you look down upon him.
When you are no longer proud of him.
When you feel you can't learn something from him.
When you already needn't him.
When you feel losing him is not regretful, finding someone like him is an easy thing.
When he keeps on disappointing and upsetting you.
When his reward is far from what you have given him.
When you want to change.
When you love another.

Cool Link

http://www.dayoo.com
It is a online bookstore. As far as I know, it has two big bookstores in Guangzhou, one is in Beijing Road and the other is in Renming Road. Just register it online and it is free to become a member. After that, you can have 20% discount to buy the books online.
There is a tip:) Go to the bookstore and see what your favorite books are. Seeing is believing:) Write down your favorite books and buy them online. It is very convenient but this web site can make better.

Jokes

1. "How your parrot died?" "It had a speech match with my wife, finally it lost, and died because of tiredness."

2. A millionaire is lying on the bed and said to his sons who are waiting for his heritage:"I think my disease gets better and better." The sons ask:"How do you know?" Millionaire said:"I found you are sadder and sadder."

3. In the TV repair department, a repairman said to the customer:"Sir, I am sorry, I can't fix your TV today." "What will I do tonight?" "I will give you two sleeping pills."

Let Girls Say It

"Let's break up".
It has to be said by a girl. Even if you don't love her, but you have to be gentle and let her say it. Man usually will behave colder and colder, then she will feel uninteresting and say:"Let's break up." She will be grateful you let her say that.

"I don't love you any more".
It should let women to say. It is too cruel for a man to say so. Besides, it will be dangerous for a man to say it because an angry woman may slap you.

"I hate you forever".
It should also let women to say. It is so ugly that a crying man to say it to his girlfriend. A man can only say:"I will love you forever."

"Forget me".
If a man says it at first, you are nothing, don't think she can't forget you. These words should let a girl say and let her to win some dignity.

However, men can still say some words, that is--"It is all my fault."

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Just do it:)

Sincerely yours,
Jing

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