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Jing's Magazine(January 6, 2001)

I know this issue is less interesting, but today is a big day because it is my super best friend's birthday:) People can always find a pretext if they forget something important. I will not forget your birthday no matter how busy I am. Happy birthday and all the best! 1111111111111111111111111

1. If you don't want your children to know your talking, then pretend to talk to them.
2. Nothing will be done well unless in the last minute.
3. You won't like the things that you can afford.

1. "Oh, the hole of your tooth is the biggest I have ever seen!" The dentist cried out, "The biggest I have ever seen!" The patient said unhappily:"You needn't to repeat it." "I didn't", the doctor said, "That is only an echo."

2. After a long time speech, a priest feels so tired. However, people only donated little money. Then this priest said:"Just now when I passed the church, I saw there are a lot of beautiful cars parking in the square. I asked myself where the poor people? Now when I saw the donation, I wonder where the rich people?"

3. A child cried. Her mom asked:"What happened?" "The hammer broke dad's finger because of his carelessness." "Why do you cry?" "Just now I laughed..."

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