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Jing's Magazine(December 23, 2000)

Hehehehehe... My primary friend subscribed my E-zine, what a nice surprise:) Although we hadn't seen each other for a long time, but it was a nice talk with you at that day.

http://www.ctrip.com/magazine/magazine.asp?year=2000&file=panyan1&folder=backpack
I had a rock climbing trip in October last year and you can see it from the above link. By the way, this article wasn't written by me. Actually only 10% is true in this article, but anyway Yangshuo is still a nice place:) If you want to know more about it, you can go to see it from my homepage.

A woman went out her house and saw there were three old men in the front yard. She didn't know them, she said:"Although I don't know you, but maybe you're hungry, please come in and have some food." The old men said:"Is your husband at home?" This woman said:"No, he is out." "Then we can't go to your home", these men said.
At night her husband went home, this woman talked to him about what happened before. Her husband said:"Tell them I am home, and invite them to our home."
Then this woman went out and asked them to go to her home.
"We can't go to your home together."
"Why?"
One man explained and introduce his friends to this woman:"His name is Treasure and this is Success, and I am Love." Then he said:"Now you go to talk with your husband and see who of us you want to invite to your home."
This woman told to her husband, her husband was very glad to say:"Oh, then let's invite Treasure." This woman disagreed:"Why not invite Success?"
Her daughter heard it and said:"Isn't it better that we invite Love?"
Finally they decided to invite Love. This woman went out and invited Love, so Love went to her home but the other two old men also followed Love.
This woman was surprised and asked Treasure and Success:"I just invite Love, why you come in together?"
They said together:"If you only invite either Treasure or Success, then two of us won't go to your home. However, if you only invite Love, then no matter where Love goes to, we will follow him. There is Love, there will be Treasure and Success. Bless you!"

1. Keep a healthy body.
2. Have a good rest and don't run out yourself.
3. Do some sports and you will have a good mood.
4. Love people who are around you and make them happy.
5. Say hello with a real smile and you will get more than you pay.
6. Forget unhappy things, and forgive people who made you unhappy.
7. Do care your family, friends, colleagues and people who are around you.
8. Don't be picky to the reality, always have an appreciated heart.
9. Enjoy your life, don't waste time to the unnecessary worries.
10. Being satisfactory and can stand the bad time.
11. Devote to your job, but don't be its slave.
12. Create dreams that can come true easily for yourself.
13. Sometimes to have a different life for one day.
14. Everyday spend a little time calming yourself.
15. Recall some happy memory.
16. Hope for the best.
17. Have a good plan for your work so that you can have the left time to spend whatever you like.
18. Find some new interests, not force yourself to have a habit.
19. Take advantage of your inspiration.
20. Have some fun in your life.
21. Collecting jokes and share with your friends.
22. Have a vacation, and spend it with someone who can make your happy.
23. Go to see a comedy.
24. Give yourself a present.
25. Give someone you love a surprise.

1. Paul made a phone to the reception, "Can you tell me the time difference between New York and London?" The operator:"Just a minute." "Thank you", Paul said and then hung up the phone.

2. A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."

3. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

They walk with integrity.
They do what is right.
They tell the truth.
They don't gossip.
They don't mistreat people.
They keep their word.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Some pages have been updated and changed a little bit. I offered one more software. Besides, I tried to make a new recipe and it tastes great. I call it Cola Chicken and you can find this recipe from my homepage. If it doesn't taste great, just ask me why. I have to remind you don't forget to clean the wok right away, otherwise it will take you more time:)

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