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Jing's Magazine(December 2, 2000)

Hard to believe that there was a visitor to subscribe my E-zine. Although I don't know who you are, but thanks anyway. Good choice!
Some days ago I suddenly found some files of my homepage were missed in my computer. That was a big bad news. I don't know what's wrong. I had to download my own files one by one from my homepage. Meanwhile I saw some of my old pages and they are funny. Now finally this problem was fixed and it already spent me a lot of time, so at present don't expect there will be update in my homepage.

Ooops! What I did just now? I wish the time could return by itself. At first I planned to copy the subscribers' database to one part of the E-zine system. It didn't have a clear instruction of it and I thought it's a good place to keep the subscribers'database well. After I pressed "confirm", and I looked at the subscribers' database again. I was in a big shock, I deleted all of my subscribers' email addresses. I am so sorry for it. Fortunately I keep this in my computer. Now I have to try to subscribe this E-zine with your email address in my homepage. If you receive this email, don't feel strange, please accept to subscribe it if you still like to read it. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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After you register in this web site, you can ask it send you the ring music or the picture of the screen in your mobile phone. Besides, you can also subscribe the news, recipes, jokes and more. Every message from this web site will cost you 0.1 yuan. It will also alarm you for your stocks and at present it is free of charge. It will also let you know when you will have an email. Sorry, I didn't see this function carefully, but it seems you have to pay for it. I don't know whether the rings and the picture will be supported by all mobile phones, I just know it supports Nokia 6110, 6150, 7110, 8210 and 9110. Anyway, you can try. It's very cool, you have to make your mobile phone much special. DIY (do it yourself) now!

Compliment her, Respect her, Honor her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine and dine her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

1. A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. "We have three," says the clerk, "This blue one speaks four languages and costs $1000, and the red parrot knows six languages and costs $2000. The orange one over there costs $3000, but doesn't talk at all." "Three thousand!" exclaims the man. "How come so much!" "Well," the clerk goes on, "We don't know what he does, but the other two call him 'boss'."

2. Paul has been waiting in the restaurant for a long time and he sees others are enjoying their foods. However, no waiters comes to serve him. He calls out the boss and asks:"Excuse me, may I ask whether I am sitting in the pavilion?"

3. "I finally figured out why cats spend so much time licking their paws--they taste great! Try one!"

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. -- Hope our love lasts and never dies.
L.I.B.Y.A. -- Love is beautiful, you also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. -- Friendships remain and never can end.
M.A.N.I.L.A. -- May all nights inspire love always.
N.E.P.A.L. -- Never ever part as lovers.

1. When I saw you at the first sight, you left me a good impression.
2. You are the kindest and most humorous girl I've ever met.
3. I don't know who I will love except for you.
4. I want to make your happy.
5. I don't want to be sad.
6. I have a feeling, and that means to say I am not playing.
7. I don't want you to give me a chance to get hurt.
8. I want you to sing a song for me.
9. I want to learn the music from you, although you don't know it very much, too.
10. We live nearby, that means to say it's the destiny.
11. You are the girl that I really love, my heart is beating.
12. I have already liked your dog.
13. I have written a lot of mails to you, that is to say I am serious.
14. I want to share my happiness and stay with you in the sadness.
15. I like to go shopping in the market with you.
16. Only you can make my heart have 200 heartbeats.
17. I don't know how to handle money, I need you to teach me to be economic because you majored in the Economy.
18. You are the nearly perfect girl in my heart.
19. Everyday I open my mailbox just want to see whether there is your mail.
20. I believe if you are with me, you will be happy.
21. I like to kiss you.
22. You are the person who I am missing.
23. I can't stand your tenderness, so I like to tease you.
24. You pick on me, and I like to be picked on by you.
25. I want to protect you and never let you to be bullied.
26. I like to see your tender face.
27. I like to listen to your sound everyday.
28. Your voice makes me at ease.
29. Only you can call my worst nickname and I won't be angry with you yet.
30. You are the first one who went with me to see the sunset in the beach.
31. Only you can make my blood pressure down.
32. God hopes we will be together.
33. Nobody loves me, so I hope you will do me a favor.
34. I guess maybe one day you will also love me.
35. I don't believe that your heart is so hard.
36. I want to win the game and give my medal to you.
37. You are one of the elements to consist of my life.
38. Sometimes you are childish and I really like it.
39. I often meet you in my dreams.
40. I think of you when I am listening to the love songs.
41. I will cry when I am missing you very much.
42. I don't want to cry any more.
43. My home is in a mess and I need your help.
44. I want to spend some money in the Valentine Day.
45. I hope one day your child will have a relationship with me.
46. I hope you are the first one to give me present in the Valentine Day.
47. I also hope you are the last one to give me Valentine Day present.
48. Before I met you, I only wrote twenty pages diary in 20 years, my life was black and white.
49. I write to you everyday after I get to know you, my life is colorful because of you, thank you.
50. I really want to know why my heart is full of your name.
51. I have thought out half reasons, how can I give up?
52. I hope you will be buried in my tomb after you die.
53. I hope my wedding ring is worn by you.
54. I hope my ring will have your name.
55. I really want to know everything about you.
56. I want to prove "Single-minded person won't have a good end" is wrong.
57. I don't want to go to see the sea alone in the Valentine Day.
58. I am not sad any more because of you.
59. I know you had ever hoped me to go to see the film with you.
60. I don't know how to take care of myself and I need your consideration and concern.
61. When you are ill, you will have a free full time nurse.
62. I want to hold your hand to go to see the beautiful sunset in the beach.
63. Only you can understand my jokes.
64. I am not scared to the tank because of you.
65. You are the first one who I want to give you roses.
66. I want you to really understand me, but also don't understand me too much.
67. I want to prove that we not only will have a good chat in the phone.
68. I love your smile.
69. I want to complete my dog's wish: Would you like to be its master?
70. When you go home late, I can drive you home and it will be safe.
71. I don't like to see the seat is empty when I am driving.
72. Once I think of you, I won't like that movie star that much.
73. I have looked forward to a girlfriend for a long time.
74. If you promise me, you won't have to think out a reason to refuse me.
75. I want to go to read the books with you in the library.
76. I believe that I can give you my heart.
77. I can stand your everything when you are with me.
78. I believe you will be a good wife.
79. I don't want you are also lonely.
80. I won't be myself when I am without you.
81. You let me know the love is not only painful.
82. You are the only one who I will never feel sorry to love you.
83. You are a computer idiot, and I don't know anything except for computer.
84. Sometimes when I can't hear clearly, you can talk to me closely.
85. If I can't win your love, I swear I won't think out these 101 reasons any more.
86. I am not sure whether I can believe love except for you.
87. You have a great effect on me and I listen to you.
88. I don't want only myself to know my credit card password.
89. I don't want to complain about to my pets.
90. I want to touch you.
91. I want to buy the pajamas for you.
92. I know I will feel regretful in my whole life if I give you up.
93. I am lonely and I hope you will stay with me.
94. I can dance with you.
95. I want to tell you my secrets.
96. I don't want to love another.
97. There is nobody I will think out another 101 love reasons again except for you.
98. I hope you won't refuse me.
99. I hope there will be a nice dinner when I go home.
100. Although I can cook fried eggs only, but I really want to make it for you.
101. I just want to tell you that nothing will mean to me unless I can have you in my life.

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