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Jing's Magazine(August 29, 2000)

The Chinese Moon Festival (Mid-autumn Festival) will be coming soon (September 12). I prepare a little gift for the winner.
All my subscribers can attend to this game and the winner will get this little gift.

The question as follows (probably it is a little difficult):
In my homepage which page is my favorite in my opinion?
Tip: Except for the index page:)

The person who can answer this question correctly and early, the little gift will be yours:) Besides, I will also send something to the losers:D
I promise that this game is fair to anyone. My good friends won't have any benefits, but I need to type in Chinese to catch your eyes:) 有大奖哦，详情见上，看不懂？也要运行东方快车看懂它:)

The date is due on September 12, hurry up!

When you have installed a lot of software, there'll be more icons in the right bottom of the screen. These software will be auto
started when your computer turns on. Sometimes it will cause your computer to run slowly. In order to solve this problem, you can click start-menu, then select "Run". Type "msconfig" in the blank. After that, click start. You'll see some ticks beside the
software. All software with ticks will be auto started, therefore cancel the tick if you don't want a specific software to run when your computer starts.

There once was an old woman who was so ugly that no man could go near her. She was blind. She was deaf. She was mute.
She had body odor. She had bad teeth. Her clothes were filled with fleas. She had lots of ear wax. She had breath that smelled like a sewer rat. She often suffered from severe cramps. She had skin as dry as sandpaper. She had smelly feet. She burped a lot. She had a tongue that could catch flies, and often did. She broke wind every five seconds and was louder than a church organ during a holiday. When she sneezed she would blow her nose into her hand and then wipe her hand on her dress. She had dirty fingernails, too.
Who could ever love such a woman?
God loves her.

1. It's the first time for a little girl to go to a wedding. Everything was new to her. She saw the bride, then she asked her dad:"Dad, why the bride wears in white?" Her dad replied:"Today is the most important and happiest day for the bride, so she wears in white." Then this little girl asked:"Then why the bridegroom wears in black?"

2. A woman asked a sales:"I hope my husband will pay more attention to me, do you have any perfume that smells like a computer?"

3. A receptionist said to a customer:"Thanks for calling our service hotline, until now there was ever a customer who had been waited for 19 hours and 23 minutes, if you can break this record, you will get 10000 dollars. Good luck!"

Do you want your own mobile phone rings much stylish and different from anyone else's? The following is a song called "My
Eyes Want to Travel" (眼睛想旅行), I hope you'll like it:) Just need to input the codes to your mobile phone and you will have a new special rings.

1. Ericsson
4# 1#0 1#0 (1)#0 (1)#0 1#0 1#0 30 1#0 6 (7) 5# 5# 4# 1#0 1#0 (1)#0 (1)#0 1#0 7 1#0 7 6 (4)# (4)#0 (4)#0 (4)#0 (3)0
(1)#0 (3)0 (7) 7 7 1#0 7 6 (4)#

2. Nokia
4#8 1#* 1# 1#9 1# 1#8 1# 3 1# 6** 79 5#8 5# 4# 1#* 1# 1#9 1# 1#8 7** 1#* 7** 6 4#99 (4)#*8 4# 4# 39 1#8 3 7**9
788 7 1#* 7** 6 4#99 (4)#*8 4# 4# 39 1#8 3 7**9 788 7 1#* 7** 6 4#99

3. Motorola
4 F#2 C+#2 C+#2 C+#4 C+#4 C+#2 C+#2 E+2 C+#2 A2 B4 G#2 G#2 F#2 C+#2 C+#2 C+#4 C+#4 C+#2 B2 C+#2
B2 A2 F#6 F+#4 F+#4 F+#4 E+6 C+#4 E+4 B6 B2 B2 C+#2 B2 A2 F#6

4. Siemens
4(1/8)# 1(1/8)#8 1(1/8)# 1(1/4)# 1(1/4)# 1(1/8)# 1(1/8)# 3(1/8) 1(1/8)# 6(1/8)0 7(1/4) 5(1/8)# 5(1/8)# 4(1/8)# 1(1/8)#8
1(1/8)# 1(1/4)# 1(1/4)# 1(1/8)# 7(1/8)0 1(1/8)#8 7(1/8)0 6(1/8) 4(1/2)# 4(1/4)#8 4(1/4)# 4(1/4)# 3(1/2) 1(1/4)# 3(1/4) 7(1/2)0 7(1/8) 7(1/8) 1(1/8)#8 7(1/8)0 6(1/8) 4(1/2)# 4(1/4)#8 4(1/4)# 4(1/4)# 3(1/2) 1(1/4)# 3(1/4) 7(1/2)0 7(1/8) 7(1/8) 1(1/8)#8 7(1/8)0 6(1/8) 4(1/2)#

5. Panasonic
4(2)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 1(6) 1(6) 1(6)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 3(3)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 6(1)*(1) 7(1) 5(2)*(1) 5(2)*(1) 4(2)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 1(6) 1(6) 1(6)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 6(1)*(1) 4(2)#(1) 4(6) 4(6) 4(6) 3(3)#(1) 1(6) 3(3) 7(1)#(1) 7(1)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 6(1)*(1) 4(2)#(1) 4(6) 4(6) 4(6) 3(3)#(1) 1(6) 3(3) 7(1)#(1) 7(1)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 1(6)*(1) 7(1)*(1) 6(1)*(1) 4(2)#(1)

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