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Jing's Magazine(August 24, 2000)

In fact I almost don't think this time there'll be any good news to tell you. Now let's welcome the 12th subscriber:)

If you break me
I do not stop working,
If you touch me
I may be snared,
If you lose me
Nothing will matter.

Cats do what they want, when they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave their hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: They're like little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

They follow you around with their tongues out.
They only respond to simple commands.
Their needs are basic and predictable.
They whine when their needs are not met.
They always need to have something in their mouth.
They scratch a lot and sometimes drool.
They make loud noises and sometimes smell bad.
They need to be trained.
You can always tell when one has lived in a house for a long time.
They're rude and rowdy, especially when they're with others like them.
Conclusion: They're little men in fuzzy boxes.

1. Jack complained about to the boss of an inn:"Last night there were mice fighting in my room." The boss cried out:"Don't you want to see the bullfight for such a cheap price?"

2. Two people had an arrow shoot match. The target is an apple on the head of a servant. The first one discharged the arrow and he shot to the apple. He was very excited and said:"I am Cupid!" The second one also discharged the arrow, but unfortunately he shot to the servant. Long time later he stammered:"I...I... I am... I am sorry...".

3. A man saw a woman got on the bus. Then he stood up and gave his seat to her. This woman sat down but said nothing. This man said:"Excuse me, would you please stand up because I lost something and I want to find it." This woman left the seat and this man took her seat then said:"I am just looking for the politeness."

Aquarius (21 Jan-19 Feb)
Eating more lemon, beef, radish and garlic is good for your health.

Pisces (20 Feb-20 Mar)
Onion, grape, cucumber, yogurt, seaweed and seafood is fit in you.

Aries (21 Mar-20 Apr)
You are short of phosphorus in your body, try more fish, nut, onion and yogurt.

Taurus (21 Apr-22 May)
Having more spinach, bean, apple, yolk, rice and fish because you are short of calcium and iodine.

Gemini (23 May-21 June)
Yogurt, milk, radish, bean and garlic are suitable foods for you.

Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Melon, meat and fish are healthy foods for you.

Leo (23 July-22 Aug)
You are short of calcium, so you'd better eat more milk, lemon, egg, fish, seaweed and seafood.

Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sept)
You haven't enough ferrous material in your body, and eating beef, beancurd, cheese, green pepper, apple and celery is better for you.

Libra (23 Sept-22 Oct)
Vegetable, radish, green pepper are the best for you.

Scorpio (23 Oct-21 Nov)
Eat more bitter gourd, celery, leek and fig.

Sagittarius (22 Nov-22 Dec)
Cherry, apple, wheat bread, fish, strawberry, peach will add more phosphorus to your body.

Capricorn (23 Dec-20 Jan)
Since you are short of ferrous and Vitamin A, please eat more strawberry, celery, lettuce, cheese and milk.

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Price: 30 RMB
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